SHE HAS A KNIFE Cutting Board

The "Panic at the Poultry" Bamboo Cutting Board

Give your kitchen a dash of high-stakes drama with this 9"x12" bamboo cutting board. Perfect for those who take their meal prep seriously—and their dark humor even more so—this board features a laser-engraved chicken in the midst of an existential crisis.

The Details

• Action-Packed Design: Features a frantic, wide-eyed chicken realizing that "chop-chop" isn't just a friendly suggestion. The "She Has a Knife" caption adds the perfect touch of culinary suspense.

• Premium Material: Crafted from durable, sustainable bamboo that’s tougher than a Monday morning.

• Dimensions: A versatile 9"x12"—plenty of room for dicing onions, slicing lemons, or staging a tiny, vegetable-based heist.

• Pre-Conditioned: Already sealed with food-safe mineral oil, giving it a smooth finish and ensuring it’s ready for action the moment it hits your counter.

Why You Need This

Let’s be honest: your current cutting board is boring. It just sits there, flat and uninspiring. This board, however, tells a story. It’s a conversation starter for your guests and a warning to any poultry that enters your domain.

Whether you’re a professional chef or someone who specializes in "burnt toast," this board brings the personality. It also makes a fantastic gift for the person in your life who has a wicked sense of humor and a sharp set of kitchen knives.

Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Do not put in the dishwasher (it will make the chicken even more stressed). Re-oil occasionally to keep the drama looking fresh!