"Egg Dealer" Wood Sign

"Egg Dealer" Wood Sign (9x7")

You know her. You might even be her. She’s the one who knows exactly which hen laid which egg, talks to her flock like they’re her children, and has a fridge overflowing with "liquid gold". This sign is for the official neighborhood Egg Dealer.

Featuring a vintage-inspired design and the legendary "No lowballing, I know what I got" disclaimer, this sign is the perfect badge of honor for anyone running a high-stakes backyard coop operation.

Why Every "Crazy Chicken Lady" Needs This:

• The Perfect Size: At 9x7", it’s the ideal fit for a kitchen gallery wall, a mudroom, or even right out by the coop.

• Hilarious & Relatable: Expertly captures the cheeky humor of the backyard farming community.

• Beautiful & Durable: Crafted from solid pine and finished with a glossy golden oak stain that is fully waterproof, making it tough enough for life on the farm.

• Proven Favorite: A top-seller at our live events—now ready to find its home in your kitchen.

Product Specs:

• Dimensions: 9x7"

• Material: Solid Pine wood with high-quality printing.

• Finish: Waterproof glossy golden oak stain.

• Ready to Ship: This is a pre-made item from our Ready-To-Ship collection—no waiting for production!