Creeper Repellent Tumbler

In no way does Borderline Creations LLC condone or promote ANY acts of physical violence. This item is produced solely as satire.

Now that the formalities are out of the way, when was the last time you've ever missed a child m0lester? That's kind of what we thought. Are you tired of hearing about our children being kidnapped, abused, gr@ped, and trafficked? Us too. That's why we created this tumbler. No, we're not saying you should play judge and jury and do something stupid to get yourself thrown in jail. On the contrary, this tumbler should send a message to any potential demons who intend to do harm to the innocent. At the very least, it'll make those "people" feel uncomfortable while you're talking a swig of hot coffee. 

Is it a rough message? Yes. Do they deserve comfort? Well, you can decide. 

These tumblers hold 20oz of your favorite drink and keep it hot or cold for hours. They ARE dishwasher safe, however, to keep their original shimmer, it's best to hand-wash with warm water and your preferred dish soap. Also available in red!