{"product_id":"she-has-a-knife-cutting-board","title":"SHE HAS A KNIFE Cutting Board","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ng-tns-c2111821558-17\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"processing-state_container is-gpi-avatar ng-tns-c2111821558-17 ng-trigger ng-trigger-processingStateShowHide ng-star-inserted is-done-processing\" id=\"processing-state-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"processing-state_details is-gpi-avatar ng-trigger ng-trigger-menuExpansion ng-tns-c2111821558-17 ng-star-inserted\" id=\"processing-state-0-summary\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"is-gpi-avatar ng-tns-c2111821558-17 ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-tns-c2111821558-17 ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tool-summary ng-tns-c2111821558-17\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tool-summary-message ng-tns-c2111821558-17 gds-body-l ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ng-tns-c2111821558-17\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"response-content ng-tns-c1479762050-16\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"thoughts-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_cc7e2bf60b2118f4\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Panic at the Poultry\" Bamboo Cutting Board\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eGive your kitchen a dash of high-stakes drama with this 9\"x12\" bamboo cutting board. Perfect for those who take their meal prep seriously—and their dark humor even more so—this board features a laser-engraved chicken in the midst of an existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAction-Packed Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a frantic, wide-eyed chicken realizing that \"chop-chop\" isn't just a friendly suggestion. The \"She Has a Knife\" caption adds the perfect touch of culinary suspense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from durable, sustainable bamboo that’s tougher than a Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e A versatile \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003e9\"x12\"\u003c\/b\u003e—plenty of room for dicing onions, slicing lemons, or staging a tiny, vegetable-based heist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePre-Conditioned:\u003c\/b\u003e Already sealed with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003efood-safe mineral oil\u003c\/b\u003e, giving it a smooth finish and ensuring it’s ready for action the moment it hits your counter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLet’s be honest: your current cutting board is boring. It just sits there, flat and uninspiring. This board, however, tells a story. It’s a conversation starter for your guests and a warning to any poultry that enters your domain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhether you’re a professional chef or someone who specializes in \"burnt toast,\" this board brings the personality. It also makes a fantastic gift for the person in your life who has a wicked sense of humor and a sharp set of kitchen knives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand wash only. Do not put in the dishwasher (it will make the chicken even more stressed). Re-oil occasionally to keep the drama looking fresh!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Borderline Creations LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44498868568199,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/3193\/1527\/files\/20260416_231733_1fb8792a-bfbf-4a6b-b828-89e477de5fbf.png?v=1776583318","url":"https:\/\/www.borderlinecreations.com\/products\/she-has-a-knife-cutting-board","provider":"Borderline Creations LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}