{"product_id":"novelty-desk-signs","title":"Novelty Desk Signs","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate \"Office Survival\" Novelty Desk Sign\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIs your cubicle feeling a little... beige? Give your workspace some much-needed personality with our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003e3x5\" Wooden Desk Signs\u003c\/b\u003e. Small enough to fit next to your coffee mug but bold enough to let everyone know exactly where you stand, these signs are the perfect \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"259\"\u003econversation starters\u003c\/b\u003e (or conversation enders, depending on the mood).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eHand-crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003esolid wood\u003c\/b\u003e and laser-etched with high-quality precision, these aren't just knick-knacks—they’re your daily internal monologue brought to life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy They’re Desk-Must-Haves:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Size:\u003c\/b\u003e At \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003e3\" x 5\"\u003c\/b\u003e, they have a tiny footprint but deliver a big message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSolid Wood Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable, rustic, and looks way better than a sticky note taped to your monitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLaser-Engraved Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e The text is burned into the wood, so it’ll never fade—even after your third \"per my last email\" of the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGreat for Gifting:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003eSecret Santa gift\u003c\/b\u003e, promotion present, or \"just because\" treat for your favorite work bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhere to Put 'Em:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eFront and center on your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003edesk\u003c\/b\u003e for maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eTucked into a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003ebookshelf\u003c\/b\u003e for a hidden \"easter egg\" laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eGift one to the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eboss\u003c\/b\u003e (if they have a sense of humor).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Borderline Creations LLC","offers":[{"title":"WTF - Female","offer_id":43685911298183,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WTF - Male","offer_id":43685911330951,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Warning - Speakerphone","offer_id":43685911363719,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Done with Your Issues","offer_id":43685911396487,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Therapy - Camping","offer_id":43685911429255,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adventure","offer_id":43685911462023,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/3193\/1527\/files\/20251227_181034.png?v=1766961484","url":"https:\/\/www.borderlinecreations.com\/products\/novelty-desk-signs","provider":"Borderline Creations LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}