{"product_id":"egg-dealer-wood-sign","title":"\"Egg Dealer\" Wood Sign","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/store\/borderline-creations-llc\/products\/new\" class=\"ng-star-inserted\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQ_4QMahgKEwjviq2JxNyRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQswQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\"Egg Dealer\" Wood Sign\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e (9x7\")\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eYou know her. You might even \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003ebe\u003c\/i\u003e her. She’s the one who knows exactly which hen laid which egg, talks to her flock like they’re her children, and has a fridge overflowing with \"liquid gold\". This sign is for the official neighborhood \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"233\"\u003eEgg Dealer\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eFeaturing a vintage-inspired design and the legendary \"No lowballing, I know what I got\" disclaimer, this sign is the perfect badge of honor for anyone running a high-stakes backyard coop operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy Every \"Crazy Chicken Lady\" Needs This:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Size:\u003c\/b\u003e At \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003e9x7\"\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s the ideal fit for a kitchen gallery wall, a mudroom, or even right out by the coop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilarious \u0026amp; Relatable:\u003c\/b\u003e Expertly captures the cheeky humor of the backyard farming community.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBeautiful \u0026amp; Durable:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003esolid pine\u003c\/b\u003e and finished with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"65\"\u003eglossy golden oak stain\u003c\/b\u003e that is fully \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003ewaterproof\u003c\/b\u003e, making it tough enough for life on the farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProven Favorite:\u003c\/b\u003e A top-seller at our live events—now ready to find its home in your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 9x7\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid Pine wood with high-quality printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Waterproof glossy golden oak stain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReady to Ship:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a pre-made item from our \u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/store\/borderline-creations-llc\/collections\" class=\"ng-star-inserted\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQ_4QMahgKEwjviq2JxNyRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQtAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eReady-To-Ship collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e—no waiting for production!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Borderline Creations LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43680885178503,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/3193\/1527\/files\/20251205_002822.png?v=1766804974","url":"https:\/\/www.borderlinecreations.com\/products\/egg-dealer-wood-sign","provider":"Borderline Creations LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}