{"title":"Wooden Signs","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHandcrafted Wooden Desk \u0026amp; Home Decor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eBring a touch of warmth and personality to any space with our collection of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003e3x5\" Wooden Signs\u003c\/b\u003e. Each piece is precision laser-engraved on solid wood, creating a durable and timeless look that fits perfectly on a desk, bookshelf, or tiered tray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhether you're looking for a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003elaugh-out-loud office survival sign\u003c\/b\u003e or a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003esoul-stirring message of faith\u003c\/b\u003e, this collection features a rotating selection of designs created to inspire, empower, and entertain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid wood construction with a rustic, natural finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Decor:\u003c\/b\u003e The compact 3x5\" size is perfect for home offices, cubicles, or small gift sets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Thoughtful, unique, and ready to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"egg-dealer-wood-sign","title":"\"Egg Dealer\" Wood Sign","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/store\/borderline-creations-llc\/products\/new\" class=\"ng-star-inserted\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQ_4QMahgKEwjviq2JxNyRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQswQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\"Egg Dealer\" Wood Sign\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e (9x7\")\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eYou know her. You might even \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003ebe\u003c\/i\u003e her. She’s the one who knows exactly which hen laid which egg, talks to her flock like they’re her children, and has a fridge overflowing with \"liquid gold\". This sign is for the official neighborhood \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"233\"\u003eEgg Dealer\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eFeaturing a vintage-inspired design and the legendary \"No lowballing, I know what I got\" disclaimer, this sign is the perfect badge of honor for anyone running a high-stakes backyard coop operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy Every \"Crazy Chicken Lady\" Needs This:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Size:\u003c\/b\u003e At \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003e9x7\"\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s the ideal fit for a kitchen gallery wall, a mudroom, or even right out by the coop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilarious \u0026amp; Relatable:\u003c\/b\u003e Expertly captures the cheeky humor of the backyard farming community.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBeautiful \u0026amp; Durable:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003esolid pine\u003c\/b\u003e and finished with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"65\"\u003eglossy golden oak stain\u003c\/b\u003e that is fully \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003ewaterproof\u003c\/b\u003e, making it tough enough for life on the farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProven Favorite:\u003c\/b\u003e A top-seller at our live events—now ready to find its home in your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 9x7\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid Pine wood with high-quality printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Waterproof glossy golden oak stain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReady to Ship:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a pre-made item from our \u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/store\/borderline-creations-llc\/collections\" class=\"ng-star-inserted\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQ_4QMahgKEwjviq2JxNyRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQtAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eReady-To-Ship collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e—no waiting for production!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Borderline Creations LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43680885178503,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/3193\/1527\/files\/20251205_002822.png?v=1766804974"},{"product_id":"novelty-desk-signs","title":"Novelty Desk Signs","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate \"Office Survival\" Novelty Desk Sign\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIs your cubicle feeling a little... beige? Give your workspace some much-needed personality with our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003e3x5\" Wooden Desk Signs\u003c\/b\u003e. Small enough to fit next to your coffee mug but bold enough to let everyone know exactly where you stand, these signs are the perfect \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"259\"\u003econversation starters\u003c\/b\u003e (or conversation enders, depending on the mood).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eHand-crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003esolid wood\u003c\/b\u003e and laser-etched with high-quality precision, these aren't just knick-knacks—they’re your daily internal monologue brought to life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy They’re Desk-Must-Haves:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Size:\u003c\/b\u003e At \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003e3\" x 5\"\u003c\/b\u003e, they have a tiny footprint but deliver a big message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSolid Wood Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable, rustic, and looks way better than a sticky note taped to your monitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLaser-Engraved Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e The text is burned into the wood, so it’ll never fade—even after your third \"per my last email\" of the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGreat for Gifting:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003eSecret Santa gift\u003c\/b\u003e, promotion present, or \"just because\" treat for your favorite work bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhere to Put 'Em:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eFront and center on your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003edesk\u003c\/b\u003e for maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eTucked into a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003ebookshelf\u003c\/b\u003e for a hidden \"easter egg\" laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eGift one to the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eboss\u003c\/b\u003e (if they have a sense of humor).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Borderline Creations LLC","offers":[{"title":"WTF - Female","offer_id":43685911298183,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WTF - Male","offer_id":43685911330951,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Warning - Speakerphone","offer_id":43685911363719,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Done with Your Issues","offer_id":43685911396487,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Therapy - Camping","offer_id":43685911429255,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adventure","offer_id":43685911462023,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/3193\/1527\/files\/20251227_181034.png?v=1766961484"},{"product_id":"faith-motivational-novelty-desk-signs","title":"Faith\/Motivational Novelty Desk Signs","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWooden \"Faith at Work\" Desktop Inspiration\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTransform your workspace into a sanctuary of encouragement with our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003e3x5\" Christian Novelty Desk Signs\u003c\/b\u003e. Whether you need a gentle reminder of God's grace during a hectic morning or a bold statement of faith for your home office, these wooden signs bring \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"253\"\u003espiritual empowerment\u003c\/b\u003e to the palm of your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eHand-crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003esolid wood\u003c\/b\u003e and precision-etched, these signs are designed to ground you in truth when the day gets loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy They’re Soul-Must-Haves:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMeaningful Reminders:\u003c\/b\u003e Each sign features scripture-inspired messages and motivational quotes to keep you focused on what matters most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTimeless Wood Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The natural wood finish offers a warm, rustic aesthetic that complements any decor style—from modern cubicles to cozy reading nooks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCrafted to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Our high-quality laser engraving ensures your favorite verses and mantras won't fade over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Gift with Purpose:\u003c\/b\u003e These make beautiful, affordable gifts for \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003eBaptisms, Confirmations, Bible Study groups\u003c\/b\u003e, or a coworker who needs a little extra light in their day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWays to Display Your Faith:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003ePropped up on your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003edesk\u003c\/b\u003e as a visual prayer for your workday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003ePlaced on a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003ebedside table\u003c\/b\u003e for a peaceful morning or evening reflection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eTucked into a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003etiered tray\u003c\/b\u003e or bookshelf as a subtle yet powerful statement of faith.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore to come in the near-future!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Borderline Creations LLC","offers":[{"title":"Jesus-Way-Truth-Life","offer_id":43699645644935,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PS 56:8","offer_id":43699645677703,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Challenge = Change","offer_id":43699647250567,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/3193\/1527\/files\/20251227_181505.png?v=1766962117"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/3193\/1527\/collections\/20251227_181539.png?v=1766962461","url":"https:\/\/www.borderlinecreations.com\/collections\/wooden-signs.oembed","provider":"Borderline Creations LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}